A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings

The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues.   Unknown

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.   Konrad Z. Lorenz

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.   August Strindberg

Dogs are not our whole lives, they make our lives whole. Roger Caras

A dogs life is spent looking for love. An owners life is spent looking for the right dog to love.   C. B. Harmon

Don't accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers

My husband and I are going to buy a dog or have a baby. We can't decide whether we want to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner

Heaven goes by favor: If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would get in Mark Twain

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. Christopher Morley

To err is human. To forgive is dog. Unknown

A dog wags it's tail with its heart. Martin Buxbaum

I am because my little dog knows me. Gertrude Stein

A dog naps so much because it loves so hard. Anonymous

None are as fiercely loyal as dog people. Linda Shrieves

Here gentleman a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity. Napoleon Bonaparte

There is only one smartest dog in the world and everybody has it! Anonymous

Love me Love my dog. Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

Every dog must have its day! Jonathan Swift

A Dog Is For Life , Not Just For Christmas! National Canine Defense League Slogan

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.   Andrew A. Rooney

The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be.   Konrad Lorenz

Saving one dog won't change the world but it will change the world for one dog. Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." Penny Ward Moser

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; its how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items which, if they are especially urgent  are often continued in the next yard." Dave Barry

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money." Joe Weinstein

" Somedays your the dog, some days your the hydrant." Anonymous

"A dog owns nothing yet is seldom dissatisfied" Irish Proverb

"There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only inexperienced owners." Barbara Woodhouse

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." Charles Schlutz

" Old age means realizing you will never own all of the dogs you wanted to." Joe Gores

"Lots of people talk to animals," said Pooh "Maybe ,but...... "Not very many listen, though" he says. "Thats the problem, " he added. From The Tao Of Pooh By Benjamin Hoff

If you think dogs can't count try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then give the dog only two of them. Phil Pastoret

"You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark." Wallace Arnold

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected wtih the concept of what "I should be doing." Lonzo Idolswine